Comments on: 5 Good Places to Hide Marijuana in a Vehicle

By: Mac Miller

Mac Miller — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:46:09 +0000

I used to be a Police Officer.
15 years I served Florida State Lines.
My son recently got “busted” for possession, so..
If your wondering why I’m telling you my story,
It’s because I hate the law.

I pulled over a suspect driving in a truck, 11:13pm est.
I ran the tag, (the suspect was driving 60 on a 45)…
I asked him if he was the owner, and had he been drinking tonight..?
“no sir,” said, the kid, (19)age…

I began to smell some “dank,” coming from inside the truck.
I asked him if he’d ever smoke before. ”no,” said the kid.

I ran the subjects eyes over my flashlight,
I came to the conclusion that, Yes, this kid was blazed and confused.

Later, the K-9 unit I asked for on dispatch arrived.(10 minutes)

Lucky, smelt the marijuana coming from the truck,
But where??? If only dog’s had pointer fingers.

I can to the conclusion that this was no ordinary D-S

The 19-year-old kid, is now serving time for having 5 pounds hidden inside the head-rests.
This kid had the time to cut and re-stitch the fabric…
Too bad he was stoned when I found him, cause I was just going to let him off with a warning.

Thank you Lucky, may you forever live with us
12-24-97

By: trt

trt — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 08:57:07 +0000

just double bag it and stuff the shit up your ass hole

By: franko

franko — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 01:07:04 +0000

Its interesting ive used one of these without reading this and it did work !!!!! remaining calm is a must i was convinced i was caught but was easy to remain calm because i thoughgt i was caught so was ready to deal with it hah !

other thing we need advice on is acually buying the stuff on the street my dealer insists on meeting on the street in a car its dodgy but any tips on looking conspicuos would be v helpful, also any tips on good lies about what im doing hanging around in the car with lots of money etc

By: midnut smuggler

midnut smuggler — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 20:12:01 +0000

I just pop the bag up my ass. I bring friends if I need to move a lot.

By: rasss

rasss — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:58:00 +0000

well now its extremely easy for officers to find you guilty hideing marijuana..police officers are two step ahead so think more then once..

By: udontneed2know

udontneed2know — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:07:23 +0000

wow dis iz super funny, i have a frendd who culd use diss cuz her supposed hiding places are incredibly conspicuous

By: 5-0

5-0 — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:15:57 +0000

No, no, cops don’t go on the internet. Please, tell the rest of us illegal narcotic smugglers more places that we can hide our reefer. *strokes mustache*

By: Brandumz

Brandumz — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:25:40 +0000

Now that you’ve posted this on the internet it would make it totally unsafe to hide it everywhere in your list. What cops dont go on the internet?

By: Drew

Drew — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:35:56 +0000

Do not buy the “diversion safe” because the cops know about these things now. I watched a cop pop the bottom off of a wd-40 hidden safe after inspecting the other 6 canisters in the trunk. Also most cops are trained to know every possible place in all models of cars to hide illegal items.

By: Steve Elliott ~alapoet~

Steve Elliott ~alapoet~ — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:26:41 +0000

Thanks for sharing these tips!

I’ve actually tried two of these successfully. To the cop reading this: No, I’m not telling you which two.